With the billions that he’s putting into his presidential campaign, Senator Manuel Bamba Villar Jr. might as well buy the entire Internet. He’s on Google AdSense, he’s on Twitter, he’s even on facebook, suggesting that you become his fan or friend or both.
He’s everywhere now, and he might just take it a little too far.
We generally prefer GMANews.tv to Inquirer.net because there are fewer typographical and grammar errors (and ads.) Sometimes, though, they put up articles that leave us scratching our heads.
Consider this gem, for example:
Now, we get that saying that a member of the cabinet sucks cocks is probably libelous. The paragraph asks more questions than it answers, though. Most nagging of which are: What was he blowing on? Were they penises? Or just things that looked like penises? Were they hotdogs? I mean, that’s a pretty easy call to make, GMANews.tv.
You don't need to be a doctor to know your penises...
(Thx, Gibo Teodoro!)
Nov 23
Yahoo! Answers isn’t really known for being a source of reliable information (that’s what Wikipedia is for.)
It’s the same basic concept, really. Except instead of reading enyclopedia entries, you get to ask the Internet anything you want.
Sometimes it works,
Nov 11
Irresistible force, immovable object: A Baptist tries to convert Pinoychan’s /b/ to his faith, /b/ outs him as a closet gay, or at least tells his friends that he is.
Whoever wins, we lose.
I Win!
(Thanks for the tip, FreeSince09! )
Or does he just play one on TV?
Presidential son and Congressman Mikey Arroyo may have bitten off more than he can chew with his recent comments regarding the proposed regulation of the intertubes.
Jul 29
With at least half of the posts on Sen. Manuel Villar, Jr.’s pre-campaign campaign website blatantly singing him praises, there really is one logical conclusion to make.
Of course, there are also legitimate posts on his website. Like this one that reduced me to inconsolable weeping :
As always, the comment thread is open for your own Maling Akala.
Every weekend, Indolent Indio comes out with a short and hastily-done roundup of things we’ve found on the Internet (pinoy chapter, of course.)
Quality, quantity and content may vary.
thx, pinoychan /b/
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Vice President De Castro wins overpriced, low-quality swag, loses P100 thousand to Aowa scammers.
Hay Men! still getting hits over basically the same joke.
SilentSketcher imagines a FastFood Mafia.
Of particular note: Ron “The Don” McDonald and Grimace.
Humanap ka ng pundit: New Philippine Revolution falls for Sen. Manuel Villar, Jr. giving away houses on Wowowee.
Valby says: “people seem to think that we’ll all get Camella Homes if he wins.”
Aptly, Villar’s pre-campaign web site is called Akala Mo.
Ricky Remembers things that you may have forgotten from the ’80s and ’90s.
Internet royalty Reyna Elena launches ‘online’ yellow ribbon campaign for Pres. Corazon Aquino. Everything from protest to moral support is 2.0 now.
FreshManila is selling “Idol Ko” Hayden Kho shirts. Go get ‘em, “Eric Cruz”!
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Every weekend, Indolent Indio comes out with a short and hastily-done roundup of things we’ve found on the Internet (pinoy chapter, of course.)
Quality, quantity and content may vary.
Brought to you in part by C.P. Garcia Fine Fashion
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Group pickets outside Belo Medical Group clinic over botched butt job.
Free as in speech: Actual cost of that “free” iPhone from Globe Telecoms could reach up to P119,976.
Our Awesome Planet seeks out the origin of Lechon Bread: bread in the shape of a roast pig (but still bread.)
Sort of related: a defunct blog reminisces on Orange Swits.
Elsewhere in fun food, chipper cupcakes. Fist-sized orgasms for your mouth.
Batang Baler mourns the commodification of Baler, Aurora in the form of “pirated” inauthentic statement shirts: “If you buy this shirt, you’re probably gay and not from Baler.”
Japanese fast-food joint Teriyaki Boy talks down to Chicken Mafia’s Joyful Chicken: “Puro hilaw po yun. Okey lang?” (“It’s all raw. Is that okay?”)
(On a personal note, my girlfriend and I have shunned TB after their Gateway branch poisoned us with bad sushi.)
Blatant mining of the ’90s gangster in an Impala trope aside, this video by Dcoy feat.Artstrong & Luke Mejares is, as they say, hella tight. Uh…
The Siege Malvar’s How To Put Make Up on Dead People. Big Band and blush-on. God…damn. Not sure if trap.
Humanap ka ng Pundit: Joey De Venecia calls House Speaker Prospero Nograles a “leadership totally out of touch with the will of the people.” Because, you know, his dad was never the president’s lackey.
This is not the porn you were looking for.
Why should we care about the guy who the National Bureau of Investigation alleges was the first to upload the Hayden Kho-Katrina Halili videos onto the Internet? (or about Hayden Kho and Katrina Halili at all, if you think about it.)
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