The Filipino Internet is for porn

PinoyChan, cesspool of the Filipino Internet and purveyor of fine memes, is now down.


According to one PinoyChan moderator, Adobo, they were shut down over complaints that anonymous users put up child pornography on the site.

It seems to be the work of individuals based abroad. They posted child pornography at times when moderators aren’t monitoring the site,” he said.

According to PinoyChan moderators, the website got around 10,000 hits a day.

Elsewhere in the Filipinization of online porn, police raided an Internet cafe in Bataan suspected of being a cybersex den.

The establishment disguised [itself] as call center but the truth is [it is] actually engaged in the business of selling pornographic sites through online chatting,” said Central Luzon police director Chief Supt. Alan Purisima.

Which is actually not a very clever disguise. Given how horny call center agents reportedly are, people were bound to think there was a lot of sex going on in there. On the other hand, the best place to hide anything is right under their nose. Like that dude in “The Usual Suspects.” David Gamerman.

11 Comments

  1. Oh. I was wondering why it was down.

    I’m pretty sure the assholes were local though. The guys that keep posting CP I mean.

  2. “HORNY” ? Filipinos are HORNY by nature, how in the world Filipinos ballooned to 100,000,000 and Manila surpassed 3rdworld country Mumbai as the densest city in the world. Do not tell me Filipinos are delivered by a flock of storkcs.

  3. I just wonder how Filipinos propagate to 100,000,000 defective Filipinos? I just wonder how they do it?

  4. ^ It’s not a very mysterious process at all. Like many humans–and mammals–Filipinos reproduce by having sexual intercourse. Sometimes, this results in a sperm cell fertilizing an egg cell. If the pregnancy reaches its full term, a baby–sometimes more than one–is born.

    Writ large, a population can reach 100 million over several decades.

  5. Yeah, I know that 1tamad. Everybody knows that. The delivery vehicle of propagating is pornographic itself. Aren’t we being hypocrite? Without malice, there cannot be hard-on. Without hard-on there cannot be sex. Without sex there cannot be children. It has to start with dirty minds and malice the rest follows.

  6. @D: No, that’s the joke. I set it up by mentioning that guy in ‘The Usual Suspects’ so you’d think I was talking about Keyser Soze. And then I gave you something unexpected: the best boy on the movie whom nobody notices.

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