The country’s fightingest senator says that she has been doing poorly on pre-election surveys because people might look for her on the ballot under ‘Santiago’ instead of her preferred ‘Defensor-Santiago.’
Archive for category quality all-sorts
This Greenpeace video teaches us about the evils of coal-fired power plants by telling us nothing at all.
Listen, Greenpeace, we know that saving the Earth is important. But surely you can send that message without resorting to the environmentalist version of ”or face the wrath of God.”
I’m just saying.
Local media was agog (as much as it could be under the circumstances) when CNN Hero of the Year Efren Penaflorida admitted to courting actress and Encyclopedia Dramatica archenemy Angel Locsin.
Thanks a lot, Angel!
To no avail, it turns out, judging from his twitter stream.
A suave casanova in Bayombong, Nueve Vizcaya has been arrested for blackmailing an ex-girlfriend with nude photos in exchange for sex.
With the billions that he’s putting into his presidential campaign, Senator Manuel Bamba Villar Jr. might as well buy the entire Internet. He’s on Google AdSense, he’s on Twitter, he’s even on facebook, suggesting that you become his fan or friend or both.
He’s everywhere now, and he might just take it a little too far.
There are four things wrong with this image from the Department of Agriculture:
1. Nobody uses 2-liner analog cellphones any more.
2. Rotary phones no longer work.
3. There is no excuse for using animated .gifs any more.
4. That doesn’t even make sense.
Somewhere, a vengeful hog is plotting the destruction of our very way of life.
You Ask, Yahoo! Answers
Nov 23
Yahoo! Answers isn’t really known for being a source of reliable information (that’s what Wikipedia is for.)
It’s the same basic concept, really. Except instead of reading enyclopedia entries, you get to ask the Internet anything you want.
Sometimes it works,
Posting On Epic Thread
Nov 11
Irresistible force, immovable object: A Baptist tries to convert Pinoychan’s /b/ to his faith, /b/ outs him as a closet gay, or at least tells his friends that he is.
Whoever wins, we lose.
I Win!
(Thanks for the tip, FreeSince09! )
A new terrorist threat
Oct 21
Times are tough everywhere.
First, a high-end watch store gets robbed in Makati in broad daylight, and just today, a truck carrying about 25 tons of copra was hijacked. Who the hell would want to steal copra?
