Remember that grade school retort “wala yan sa lolo ko? (roughly: my grandfather is even more badass than that)” that nobody ever really used except ironically?
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With the billions that he’s putting into his presidential campaign, Senator Manuel Bamba Villar Jr. might as well buy the entire Internet. He’s on Google AdSense, he’s on Twitter, he’s even on facebook, suggesting that you become his fan or friend or both.
He’s everywhere now, and he might just take it a little too far.
There are four things wrong with this image from the Department of Agriculture:
1. Nobody uses 2-liner analog cellphones any more.
2. Rotary phones no longer work.
3. There is no excuse for using animated .gifs any more.
4. That doesn’t even make sense.
Somewhere, a vengeful hog is plotting the destruction of our very way of life.
A new terrorist threat
Oct 21
Times are tough everywhere.
First, a high-end watch store gets robbed in Makati in broad daylight, and just today, a truck carrying about 25 tons of copra was hijacked. Who the hell would want to steal copra?
Facebook Find
Oct 19
And now for something completely different:
damned dirty ape
(Thx, spy mouse!)
Is this a cake or a cock?
Sep 11
Uh, does anyone else think that this ad for Red Ribbon’s Choc-O-Nut Roll looks like something else?
*cue awkward silence*
Their description doesn’t help things, either:
Classic soft white chiffon with rich creamy icing made even more tempting with lavish sprinkling of chocolate bits and crushed nuts.
Well, alright, the ” soft white” part, not so much. But rich and creamy? Bits? Nuts? Anyone?
Maling Akala
Jul 29
With at least half of the posts on Sen. Manuel Villar, Jr.’s pre-campaign campaign website blatantly singing him praises, there really is one logical conclusion to make.
Of course, there are also legitimate posts on his website. Like this one that reduced me to inconsolable weeping :
As always, the comment thread is open for your own Maling Akala.
An Anonymous tribute to Shaider and Michael Jackson, who are both dead.
Supposedly.
Pinoy Insecurity Force
Jul 4
For every Chip Tsao, Alec Baldwin and Roger Ebert, there are thousands of Filipinos ready to burn down the Internet over the slightest perceived slur against our Strong Republic.
To save time and effort on online message boards, Mcoy came up with this:
Here’s looking at you, Roilo Golez. Which is not so say that patriotism is for jackasses, so use judiciously. Which can also be said of patriotism itself.
