“Mikey Arroyo, expect us.” –Anon

Presidential son and Congressman Mikey Arroyo may have bitten off more than he can chew with his recent comments regarding the proposed regulation of the intertubes.

In response to a viral photo of him allegedly raiding a liquor store at the height of typhoon Ondoy, Arroyo has decried bloggers’ lack of responsibility and the internet’s general lack of regulation.

“My picture posted at Facebook with a caption saying I was busy shopping for wine at the height of Typhoon Ondoy is another malicious attack at my personality. It is so depressing,” said Arroyo.

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Arroyo’s statements, however, has reached the mysterious Anonymous, the certified final boss of the internets.

Known for making easy targets of outspoken and butthurt personalities for the lulz, Anonymous is responsible for many haxx0rz and most of the macros and memes throughout cyberspace.

Anonymous may or may not be comprised of trolls, the tribes of aggressive emo girls from livejournal, retired /b/tards, TNL and DTNL, and l33ts and n00bs alike. Very, very probably, they are facebook, twitter and plurk users too. And they do not look kindly at anyone who threatens their internet.

“The people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not… fuck with us,” warns Anonymous.



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