Author Archive for ‘premadonna’

Fierce

Knock, knock. : Who’s there?

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“Mikey Arroyo, expect us.” –Anon

Presidential son and Congressman Mikey Arroyo may have bitten off more than he can chew with his recent comments regarding the proposed regulation of the intertubes.

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Dirty Winnie

Here is the video everyone and their moms has already seen: Dis gonn be good. Aptly titled ‘Mikey Arroyo on media suicide with Igan & Winnie Monsod,’ this little gem of schadenfreude has freely circulated the intartubes since it first aired at GMA 7′s morning news bit some time last week. Avert your eyes, here [...]

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HOR’s continued exploits

Let’s see: Bataan Nuclear Power Plant Pros-- possibly cheaper electric bills, fairly reliable energy source, the illusion of Philippine industrialization bypassing the fact that we have no steel mills of our own and can not even produce a safety pin or a nail that we can proudly say is ‘made in the Philippines.’ Cons– the power [...]

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Once more, with feelings

From the Department of Stale News and Current Affairs, it seems another senator has taken up the mantle to protect the dignity of fellow Filipinos and the motherland. Whether or not we want him to.

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A pop-culture quiz for 90′s kids

premadonna asks: 1. Sa palabas na Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Ang daga ay si Splinter, ang kalaban na may metal helmet ay si Shredder, ang dalawang goons ay si Rocksteady at Bebop. Ano ang pangalan ng mukhang kurimaw na may utak sa tiyan?

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Real Men

What is a man? If you answered ‘a miserable pile of secrets,’ then you are a bigger geek than we are and you need to get out of 1994. But if you have been following the drama over at Tunay na Lalake, you’ll know it takes all sorts to make a real man. The drama [...]

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Oh, those bright-eyed youngsters.

In the tradition of Pisay: the movie, a Cinema One Original film– UPCAT: the movie. Stay tuned for sequels Shifting: sa pusod ng registration (the movie), AWOL: kasangga mo ang langit (the movie), and Overstaying: uulit ka pa (the movie).  In theatres and state universities near you nationwide. –PreMadonna

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It’s ebreybady’s milk

Filipinos are, by  nature, not big on the milk-drinking. This is further attested to by our collective average height of 5’1″ (excluding the president, of course. Adding her to the mix makes the Filipino’s average height shoot down to four-foot-evil) and our natural inclination to recruit tall foreigners into our local basketball teams.

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Invasion!

The Koreans were a red-herring all along. For months, we have suspected a secret invation from these kimchi-eating, Jesus-peddling aliens (OneT can charge me with xenophobia later, but I am an avid Edgardo Reyes kuko sa liwanag girl). Their numbers didn’t wane even in the face of our Pinoy muggers (our muggers can mug on [...]

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