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Campaign of Compromise

With magic man, and senator, Francis “Chiz” Escudero’s decision not to run for president (or at all) in 2010, our hopes of a perfect tandem have forever been shattered. Indolent Indio had been waiting to throw our support behind a superhero team up of Senator Richard Gordon with Escudero as his VP if for nothing else but to be able to say Dick-Chiz with a straight face.

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The new passing grade for RP schools: 66%

In 2007, the average score on the National Achievement Test given to our public elementary school kids was 55%. In 2008, it was 66%, the new benchmark set by our Department of Education from the original 75%.

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Capiz: serious business

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Capiz Official Seal of Quality

Capiz Province, erstwhile Aswang Capital of the Philippines, recently took offense at Malacanang for shrugging off Sen. Manuel Roxas II’s garlic-garland gimmick as nothing more than such, and for calling him “Boy Bawang” after a popular garlic-flavored corn snack.

Capiz, it turns out, is also the capital of what debate coaches and high school English teachers fear most: logical fallacies.

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Roxas’ secret weapon against Con-Ass: garlic

Sen. Manuel Roxas II has gone from “Boy Padyak” to “Boy Bawang” with his recent gimmick on the Senate floor: wearing a garland of garlic while he railed  against the Con-Asswang (Constituent Assembly Monster, but the cleverness is lost in translation) in a privilege speech.

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He later distributed garlic to his fellow senators as a symbol of their opposition to the Con-Asswang, presumably some sort of vampire-like creature that sucks the lifeblood out of people. So, congressmen, basically.

Political gimmick! *hiss!*

Political gimmick! *hiss!*

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Inevitably, the Internet

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Is Mar Roxas now a meme?

padyakmathIt would seem so.

Thx, pinoy /b/tards.

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