Archive for the ‘culture’ Category

The Best Motel Discount Card Ever

There are two things that Filipinos love: fucking and saving money. Unfortunately, nobody wants to admit wanting to either have sex or save money or worse, both at the same time. Which makes the subject of motel discount cards particularly taboo. In a country where taking a girl to a motel is bad enough (versus bringing [...]

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Lito Lapid was quite the badass

Before he became the butt of jokes for this website and an unnecessarily mean Number 1 broadsheet , Senator Manuel Lapid Jr. played quite the bad ass in Philippine movies. Granted, that is not a valid basis to give him a seat at the Senate, but you have to admit that the guy had style: [...]

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This Pageant is Decadent and Depraved

A dispatch from Calatagan, Batangas reports that a certain beauty pageant is now what “That’s Entertainment!” and talent shows of its ilk were in the 1980s and 1990s: a hunting ground for politicians looking for starlets. Not that Indolent Indio is in any way a credible source of information, but our baby mouse tells us [...]

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Five reasons Metro Cebu is better than Metro Manila

We’re not even talking about the city’s fine females whom we saw, encountered, gawked at, stared at, thought about, talked to, fantasized, toasted to, drank with, flirted with, hit on, gossiped about, Googled, confronted, took pictures of, tailed. Everything except scored with, given the nature of our limited budget, lack of sophistication, and overall charm [...]

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Dear DJs of That Reggae Show on the Radio

Dear DJs of That Reggae Show on the Radio, Listen. I went to a liberal college for a really (really) long time and have long hair, so I can say I love reggae as much as the next reasonably cool guy. I think it’s really great that you guys play reggae on the radio and [...]

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3 valid reasons to hate Willie Revillame

Now that it seems Willie didn’t actually abuse the kid, we need to remember that Willie Revillame is still a big douchebag: Torturing his ex-wife, and then spinning it for sympathy In 2006, Willie’s wife Liz Almoro filed a Temporary Protection Order (TPO) against him to keep him away from her. The TPO is an [...]

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In Defense of Willie Revillame – An Analysis of the Jan-Jan video

Watch the video again. Again. Closely. Pay attention. Watch the kid. Watch Willie. Listen. Consider the whole situation. Outrageous, isn’t it? Willie Revillame was actually trying to SAVE the kid from humiliation. – YeahbuhWHAT? – To everyone saying that it’s degrading for the kid to dance like a stripper: you’re wrong. Can’t blame you for [...]

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The Filipino Internet is for porn

PinoyChan, cesspool of the Filipino Internet and purveyor of fine memes, is now down.

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Jake Cuenca as Hubert Webb

Further in the rape of sensibility, actor Jake Cuenca has expressed interest in playing Hubert Webb, recently acquitted for the Vizconde Massacre,in a movie or TV project. “Of course, I’d like to do it because it’s an interesting role. Syempre yung Vizconde massacre eh magandang bigyang buhay yun kasi may awareness dun sa nangyari eh, [...]

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Ex-drugs board exec: Druggies don’t deserve Christmas

A former vice chief of the Dangerous Drugs Board wants government employees to take drug tests before they get their Christmas bonuses.

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