Cebu: Serious Business

Sorry, wayward husbands.

Department of Health officials in Cebu say ‘lingam massages,’ basically paying a girl to grope your jiji, does not fight cancer or impotence or erectile dysfunction or anything, really.

Speaking to the Cebu City Council, DOH medical specialist Dr. Jocelyn Abellana said “definitely, it has no role in the prevention of prostatic cancer. Massage like this certainly will not help at all.”

Lingam massages are popular in the Queen City of the South and Cebu is considering either banning the service or regulating who can have their penises fondled and who they can pay to do that.

Hey, big boy...

7 Comments

  1. Lookit, no matter how prettiful their wife is, exploding orgasmic ejaculation is achieved thru another woman… WHY IS THAT?

    Lookit again, those people who are against “linggam” has had linggam when they were in college …. WANNA BET?

    WHEN IT COMES TO SEX …. ALL PIPOL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!!!!

  2. WHAAAT? IT SURE CAN FIGHT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND IMPOTENCY …. Ladies, show my erectile dysfunctional husbands and I’ll show what linggam massages can do …. HA!HA!HA!HA!

  3. WHAAAT? IT SURE CAN FIGHT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND IMPOTENCY …. Ladies, show my erectile dysfunctional husbands and I\’ll show what linggam massages can do …. HA!HA!HA!HA!

  4. “Jocelyn Abellana said “definitely, it has no role in the prevention of prostatic cancer. Massage like this certainly will not help at all.”
    Intresting. I would like details!

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