RP’s Mightiest (Political) Heroes

Makati City mayor Jejomar Binay is jumping on the hero bandwagon. Not only does he wear Cory yellow in this campaign comic book, he’s an actual comic book hero with a power fist and everything.

Sweet Christmas!

Sweet Christmas!

And why not? If Sen. Escudero can save the country with magic spells, then Jojo Binay as Luke Cage, Power Man makes absolute sense.

For Your Reference

For Your Reference

Further in the dumbing down of the Filipino electorate and treating them like teenagers, expect Defense Secretary Gilberto Teodoro, Jr.  to come out as some sort of Captain America clone.  Sgt.Filipinas, maybe. Or Major Republic. Or, more aptly, Captain I-love-America.

Former President Joseph Estrada is Tony Stark, obviously. He’s rich, has a mustache, is a lady’s man, and likes to drink. His running for the presidency under a pro-poor, anti-corruption plaform after being ousted in 2001 for corruption also provides us with our 100% RDA of iron.

Sen. Benigno Aquino III can be Batman. At least in the sense that his life is haunted by the legacy of his dead parents. Sen. Richard Gordon can be his Harvey Dent.

As the popular facebook avatar picture states, where I come from, everyone is a hero.

(Thx for the heads up, FreeSince09!)


  1. 1) Binay as “Powerman”? yeah maybe. The fact that he is hungry for POWER :). He keeps saying that “ganito sila sa makati” , bakit nung MMDA chairman siya di niya nagawa sa Metro Manila yung nagawa sa Makati? Pano ngayon niya masasabi na kaya niyang gawin sa buong Pilipinas?

    2) Chiz Escudero still has not proven that he can “DO” something, but he has proven that he can “SAY” something. Puwede na siya as “Silver Fox”.

    3) Joseph Estrada as “Tony Stark”? Puwede rin, but he is “OOOOOOOOOLD” and “walks like a Penguin”. That’s it, “The Penguin”, he is rich, walks funny, talks incoherently, usually extravagant and No respect whatsoever to his predecessors, etc.

    4) Gilbert Teodoro, We agree with “Captain I-Love_America” 🙂

    5) Noynoy Aquino as “Bruce Wayne” due to being haunted by her parents legacy, Close but no cigar.
    The fact that he has no “Balls”. His sister Kris has more balls than he does.

    6) Dick Gordon as “Harvey Dent”? possible but easier to say “Two Face”. We will never know who’s side he is on.

    8) Mar Roxas as “The Heckler”.

    9) Di ba si Secretary Jun Ebdane sasali? He can be Col. Nick Fury, good strategist and commander. 🙂

  2. Good for you to be BACK INDOLENT!!! Mabuhay ka !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. I’m not kidding.

    (I wanted to put a smiley but I don’t know whether it will validate my sincerity or may hint sarcasm)

    But seriously, I am serious.

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