PEP‘s coverage of the continuing adventures of Baron Geisler is full of both WIN and FAIL at the same time:

May kuwento pa na ipinaihaw pa raw ni Baron ang isang parrot at ginawang pulutan.

Pero napag-alaman later on na ang sinasabing “parrot” ay parrotfish, isang klase ng isda na kinakain daw talaga.

(It was reported that Baron even had a parrot barbecued to go with his beer.

But it was later learned that that the ‘parrot’ was actually a parrot fish.)

Baron Geisler would totally eat a parrot

That is all.

(Thanks for the link, Juancho Bombero!)