Filipino Finance Exec Sneaks His Sperm Into Bottled Water

Michael Lallana - Got Milk?

Oh he got it alright.

You know how Filipinos take the success and international fame of an individual and makes it a triumph of the whole nation? Well that cuts both ways.

Meet Michael Kevin Lallana, a finance executive in California, who allegedly put his sperm in his co-worker’s bottled water.

This is, according to the Orange County DA, the second time Lallana has bequeathed his coworker with semen-laced H2O. The first time, on January 14, he left some of his “vitamin” water on her desk; she drank it, felt sick and poured it out. The second time happened in March, after both had been transferred from Newport Beach to Orange—but this time, the woman wised up and sent the bottle to a private lab for testing. The lab got back to her in June, with the results:Semen.

This is a dark day for our nation.

13 Comments

    • @FreeSince09 Sully not our reputation! Don’t think of it as three posts in one day, but rather, three posts in one week.

  1. According to this chap’s profile in Linked-in, he is a consultant!!!! Bwaaaaa! Humbug!!! He is not a consultant!!! It is easy to windowdress their educational prowess in Linked-in.

    A day after this Filipino ejaculated in the water bottle of his office mate, A San Bernardino Filipino math teacher has had sex with 17-year-old in tthe car!!!!

    GO TEAM PHILIPPFINOS!!!! GO! GO! GO!

    • Sex with 17-year olds is just human nature, but it takes a special kind of pervert to take the effort to ejaculate into a water bottle and plot to have your co-worker drink it.

  2. Hey, yo, M! His cum is soooo concentrated, he diluted it in water bottle. Just the same she got sick!!!!

  3. No one gets sick with cum. Unless they knew it didn’t came from their partner!

    And how did she knew it was cum? UNLESS SHE SAW ONE; two, UNLESS SHE SAW HOW A CUM LOOKS LIKE FLOATING IN WATER.

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