Hey, Bank of the Philippine Islands and Metrobank! Not to be miserly or anything, but the P100 service charge you take from my account for a P200 withdrawal better include some sort of sensual massage.
Unless you have tiny mice who run at supersonic speed to get my money from the bank where I actually keep my money, and then just as quickly run back to give me the cash, I don’t see what service I’m paying for. The service of being robbed by a faceless corporate entity, probably.
I used my BDO card to withdraw PHP500 from a Metrobank ATM last week. PHP100 din yung charge. Nanghina ako nung nakita ko ang transaction receipt.
I regret being too lazy to find another BDO ATM that\’s working in the mall that day.
what? you didn’t know? you’re supposed to insert your member in the atm slot for the sensual massage.
Where can you get a sensual massage for 100 pesos? :-O
@betterphilippines: I knew that. But which one? The slots aren’t big enough. Or even the right shape, for that matter.
@joyfulchicken: You’re right. Not in a recession.
Whoa. Last time I withdrew from a Metrobank ATM using my BPI card I was only charged 10 pesos. That was around early August though.
Thanks for the heads up anyway, so to speak.
Note to self: ATM card slot is for schlong ONLY.
(I better get it right next time.)