Hey, Bank of the Philippine Islands and Metrobank! Not to be miserly or anything, but the P100 service charge you take from my account for a P200 withdrawal better include some sort of sensual massage.
Unless you have tiny mice who run at supersonic speed to get my money from the bank where I actually keep my money, and then just as quickly run back to give me the cash, I don’t see what service I’m paying for. The service of being robbed by a faceless corporate entity, probably.
#1 by bitoy on September 2, 2009 - 5:13 pm
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I used my BDO card to withdraw PHP500 from a Metrobank ATM last week. PHP100 din yung charge. Nanghina ako nung nakita ko ang transaction receipt.
I regret being too lazy to find another BDO ATM that\’s working in the mall that day.
#2 by betterphilippines on September 2, 2009 - 6:07 pm
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what? you didn’t know? you’re supposed to insert your member in the atm slot for the sensual massage.
#3 by joyfulchicken on September 3, 2009 - 11:47 am
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Where can you get a sensual massage for 100 pesos? :-O
#4 by onetamad on September 3, 2009 - 1:22 pm
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@betterphilippines: I knew that. But which one? The slots aren’t big enough. Or even the right shape, for that matter.
@joyfulchicken: You’re right. Not in a recession.
#5 by DICKLIP on September 3, 2009 - 6:14 pm
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Whoa. Last time I withdrew from a Metrobank ATM using my BPI card I was only charged 10 pesos. That was around early August though.
Thanks for the heads up anyway, so to speak.
#6 by Monty Dean on September 6, 2009 - 2:31 am
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Note to self: ATM card slot is for schlong ONLY.
(I better get it right next time.)