
FANTASYLAND!
In Zamboanga Del Norte, there is an actual amusement park called Gloria’s Fantasyland. Named for Pres. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo,one must suppose, since she’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me.
It’s pretty cheesy to name an amusement park after the President, but it’s a small price to pay to give kids in Mindanao a chance to forget that they live on a resource-rich island that the government has neglected for decades.
If I were a kid in Mindanao, I’d call it the Ferdinand Marcos-Erap Estrada Demo-Crazy World Of Fun if it meant getting a chance to visit what is supposedly the “biggest theme park outside of Metro Manila.”

Metro Manila Is A Theme Park
There is one small hitch as Manuel Buencamino points out:
Gloria’s Fantasyland is owned by Romeo Jalosjos, a former congressman convicted of two counts of statutory rape and six counts of acts of lasciviousness against an 11-year-old girl.
Otherwise, it’s pretty cool.
Winner ang Joey de Leon pose sa huli. Hahaha!
Wala akong makitang Jimmy Santos e.
This newsstory was out weeks ago. Still DAMN… If Jalosjos goes around in Neverland Ranch does he gice out free Jesus Juice?
Ah, but did it come out weeks ago WITH PICTURES?
So that’s what Gloria got in exchange for letting Jalosjos walk early? Not bad!