Hayden Cam: The Sex Scandal Scandal
thanks, pinoychan /n/
Our correspondent in the Senate reports that actress Katrina Halili went there today, and was welcomed by a raging horde of reporters, photojournalists and camera men.
Halili spent thirty minutes circling the parking lot before finally walking into the Senate lobby in a tasteful sleeveless top, which, we suppose, is the appropriate attire for women trying to regain their dignity. (Inappropriate attire for the Senate at any rate.)
Meanwhile, Dr. Hayden Kho faces jail time if a case filed against him by Halili prospers, with a Senate investigation into possible stiffer legislation against scandal videos is waiting in the wings.
Dr. Kho may soon find himself in front of a panel of senators and explaining his terrible rendition of “Careless Whisper” and the sad male stripper dance that he did in accompaniment.
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago, a retired trial judge, has an entirely different solution, however:
If he wants to do this kind of thing, if he gets a kick from it, he has to go to a country where the culture allows it, not in the Philippines.
Which, in so many words, means one thing: exile. You know who else was exiled? Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos. The biblical Cain. Lepers and the feeble-minded. Well, Jose Rizal, too. But that’s not the point.
UPDATES (SHAMELESSLY STOLEN FROM INQUIRER.NET)
#1 by raketscientist at May 20th, 2009
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That is one of the most hilarious macros I’ve seen in a long time. And this ’scandal’ is one of the most inane ones I’ve heard.
#2 by onetamad at May 21st, 2009
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Probably only because Katrina Halili is a sexy star to begin with, but there were other victims, apparently. This Maricar Reyes girl and some unidentified Brazilian model.
#3 by pantslesscat at May 28th, 2009
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Meh, if you got to bang chicks like he did, you\’d take videos of your \"conquests\" too.
This whole affair is further proof of how backwards our country is.