No knock-knock jokes.
No David Letterman Top 10 one-liners.
No punchlines. No slapstick.
No laugh tracks. No “IMHO”.
No whine served before its time.
No “too soon.” No punches pulled.
No joke too tasteless.
No sacred cows. No Wowowee.
No song and dance. No apologies.
This country deserves a better crass of comedy.