Posts Tagged ‘douchebag’

Is Richard Gutierrez a hero?

Or does he just play one on TV?

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“Mikey Arroyo, expect us.” –Anon

Presidential son and Congressman Mikey Arroyo may have bitten off more than he can chew with his recent comments regarding the proposed regulation of the intertubes.

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Atty. Romulo Macalintal, Cunning Linguist

Law expert Atty. Romulo Macalintal has officially joined the ranks of government apologists like House Speaker Prospero Nograles, Presidential legal adviser and zombie lord Raul Gonzalez and douchbag extraordinaire Michael Defensor by resorting to that finest of legal arguments: the ad hominem. In a press briefing this week, Macalintal attacked Philippine media, and journalists in [...]

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In Defense of Carlo J.C. (J.C. stands for Jesus Christ)

God Help Us! Carlo J. Caparas has a point, or at least a talking point worth spinning into the age-old rich vs. poor rhetoric that political debate at any level always boils down to. In a recent radio interview, Direk Carlo J., argued that other National Artists protesting his being awarded a National Artist are [...]

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Pasaway: Drug Cop’s Daughter Totally Lying About Being Kidnapped and Raped

News of the abduction and rape of the daughter of an anti-drug agent rocked the country yesterday with some quarters calling for a lynching, and with both the President and the Speaker of the House calling for a revival of the death penalty. Staunch defender of women and morality Sen. Ramon Revilla, Jr., for his [...]

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Bayani Fernando, Manila’s Little Prince

The Best Street Ever was turned into the Best Motorcade Ever this week after the Metro Manila Development Authority decided to move their U-Turn slots without warning again. To address the complaints of confused and irate motorists, the MMDA deployed dozens of traffic officers to stand around and wave their hands ineffectively to send the [...]

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Holy Shit, You Guys!

In Zamboanga Del Norte, there is an actual amusement park called Gloria’s Fantasyland. Named for Pres. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo,one must suppose, since she’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me. It’s pretty cheesy to name an amusement park after the President, but it’s a small price to pay to give kids in [...]

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Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, 2nd Dist. Pampanga

Agrarian Reform Secretary and King of Valley Golf Nasser Pangandaman just confirmed that President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo will be seeking a seat on the House of Representatives in 2010. With the entire machinery of Lakas-Kampi CMD backing her and, you know, being the fucking president of the country, you won’t need computerized elections to tell you [...]

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Nicole Reflux

Call it Nicole Reflux–or whatever it’s called when an alleged victim of  sexual abuse does a 180 and settles out of court and gives serious bloggers an excuse to be fashionably cynical– but it’s happened again. And it couldn’t have happened to a bigger douche bag.

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Richard Gutierrez, a bit of a douche

Richard Gutierrez, in a dick move, recently filed a P25-million libel case against showbiz blog Philippine Entertainment Portal for some bit of gossip about an alleged confrontation between him and Michael Flores (who is probably also famous) where he supposedly pulled out a gun. Which is fine. The law, in all its majesty, allows the [...]

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