Housemaid-houseboy petty crime teamups,Â a throw back to the early 1990s,
are still happening, Quezon City policeÂ found early Saturday morning.
It seems a housemaid and houseboyÂ conspired to steal a car from their
employer, a classic inside job thatÂ featured heavily in 90s tabloids and
in the nightmares of the PhilippineÂ middle class.
With that middle class steadily dwindling,Â it was thought housemaid-houseboy
crimes were a thing of the past.
The victim was actress Meliza Mendez,Â who, with her ’90s-era alternative spelling
and hiring of an indentured servant,Â probably deserved it.
“But at around 1 a.m. Saturday, police
received a call for help from a resident
of Hobart Subdivision in Barangay Pasong Tamo.
It turned out to be the houseboy crashing the Lancer
into a concrete wall.”
And that, sir, is why you were never promotedÂ to stay-in driver.