Comments on: Inter-bank Robbery

By: Monty Dean

Monty Dean — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:31:16 +0000

Note to self: ATM card slot is for schlong ONLY.

(I better get it right next time.)

DICKLIP — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 10:14:44 +0000

Whoa. Last time I withdrew from a Metrobank ATM using my BPI card I was only charged 10 pesos. That was around early August though.

Thanks for the heads up anyway, so to speak.

onetamad — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:22:42 +0000

@betterphilippines: I knew that. But which one? The slots aren’t big enough. Or even the right shape, for that matter.

@joyfulchicken: You’re right. Not in a recession.

joyfulchicken — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 03:47:47 +0000

Where can you get a sensual massage for 100 pesos? :-O

betterphilippines — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:07:20 +0000

what? you didn’t know? you’re supposed to insert your member in the atm slot for the sensual massage.

bitoy — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:13:31 +0000

I used my BDO card to withdraw PHP500 from a Metrobank ATM last week. PHP100 din yung charge. Nanghina ako nung nakita ko ang transaction receipt.

I regret being too lazy to find another BDO ATM that\’s working in the mall that day.